This one is from my own two-year-old. Last night we were eating dinner and she was singing "Old MacDonald". Then she said, "Who sings that song?" She answered her own question with, "Punk Farm!" Then she asked, "Dadda, you write that book?"
"I did write that book," I responded.
"God job, dadda."
It doesn't get much better than that! Although, she may think that her father actually wrote that song . . .