In a Q&A period, I was grilled about my Hollywood connections.
KID: Have you ever been to Hollywood?
ME: Yes, I have. *brushes shoulders off*
KID: Have you ever met Justin Bieber?
ME: No, I haven't.
A few minutes later. . .
SAME KID: If you do ever meet Justin Bieber, would you get his autograph for me?
ME: Sure, but chances are, I'll never meet him.
A few more minutes later. . .
SAME KID AGAIN: Do you think you'll ever make a Justin Bieber book?